Sunday, 28 April 2019

Friday 26th & Saturday 27th April 2019 - The settled in life of Marino & Tiz

It's astounding at how quickly you can settle in to a place. Although we have only been here a mere 4 weeks, and we've seen precious little, we feel like we have our routine and know pretty well where things are and how to get things done.
I am also aware that we haven't had to deal with the Thai bureaucracy yet, and if we stayed here for extended periods of time that would become inevitable, and it would present challenges. 
We also haven't traveled much, or as locals would travel, which would also present some interesting hurdles.    
Around the back of our place, in a comparatively quiet street, 
we came across this sign for an Italian pizzeria.
I'd say that it's an "Italian guy come to Thailand, meets Thai girl, marries Thai girl, get bored and starts up something to stave off the boredom" story.
We've often heard of people really missing the cuisine of their home, and even people from Melbourne wanting to eat Italian food in South East Asia, but I couldn't think of anything worse.
Thais do Thai cuisine quite well 🙃 so we tend to eat what the locals eat, when at all possible.   

One of the extremely disappointing things you see in Thailand is how they deal with their rubbish.
It is strewn everywhere. The top pic above shows a major back road between Cha Am and Hua Hin.
The rubbish on the right hand side is piled high and must be a real health hazard.

On the pic below, and on the left, are more piles of rubbish. This scene is one block back from the beach and is the entrance to a "non-hunting" park. 

In many of these piles you see people rummaging through them sifting out recyclable material.
You can barely see the guy on his scooter outfit leaving a pile he has just gone through.
It is sort of sad to see people in a developed country having to go through rubbish heaps to survive, but we should be eternally grateful to them as their efforts help us maintain this planet a little better by having less noxious landfill and making some of it go towards recycling. 

Which leads me to the three things that most long term farangs will warn newcomers about are -

1. The rubbish, of which you can see a very small example above.

2. The soi dogs. Soi (a side-street branching off a major street) dogs are wild dogs that although abandoned and left to fend for themselves are often fed by some locals. 
They live in empty plots of land, of which there are many and most if it has scrub for shelter.
They are fiercely territorial and should not be trusted the way you might trust a dog back home, which is not a good idea anyway, and they are known to bite and attack. 
They often have mange and rabies.
The Thai government has a program with which they are sterilising the males and vaccinating all dogs against rabies. I hope it is effective but as these dogs are wild they are very cunning and are in such enormous numbers that other than a complete extermination program they will never be controlled, and I quote a government source on that. 
Apart from being prone to biting they are also noisy of a night, which is when they come out to feed, fight and f ..... breed.

3. It's NOISY. VERY NOISY. VERY NOISY ALL THE TIME.
Thais are the opposite of the Japanese, insofar as being mindful of neighbours, and others in general, when it comes to being loud. It is not a sign of disrespect, it is just their way.
Their party's are noisy, their gatherings are noisy, their vehicles are noisy,  
their open air karaoke contests are noisy, their discussions are noisy, their bars are noisy .........
If you have a problem with noise then perhaps Thailand is not the place for you. 

Whilst we criss cross Cha Am on our walks we come across not only normal Thai life but also interesting architecture. This is the front unit of four in a back street about 500m from the beach 

There are also lots of nice places for rent at very affordable prices - 
AUD 800 - 1000/month depending on size, amenities, location etc. but all at great value.

Out to sea is one the "banana boats" getting pulled along by one of those horrifically dangerous outboard motor propelled converted jet-ski's. 
Oh yes, not only are they extremely dangerous, think of underwater meat chopper upperer, but they are also noisy, as in INCREDIBLY LOUD.
The bottom pic show the jet-ski driver coming back to pick up a passenger that had fallen off. 

My favourite Cha Am seawater truck.
Logic, law and simple physics tell you that this vehicle has no place on the road, and yet here it is drawing up sea water to distribute to all the live seafood vendors along the beach road.
I can't get a good go at taking pics of just how rusted and dilapidated this thing is without running the risk of offending the driver ..... or maybe he might be proud of it!

Just because you're a beach sand shifting excavator doesn't mean you can't benefit from having 
10 rear vision mirrors and 14 driving lights 
😄😄😄

🎶 You can check out but you can never leave 🎶
Every town, with a beach, has one.

This place is the "Love Restaurant" and I think it is a welfare type place similar to 
I hope it is, as KOTO was a wonderful experience and so good for the kids and community.

Here's Tiz on a bike after 45+ years.
She had a very bad fall as a kid and never got back on one after it.
I encouraged her to try, which she has, and I am immensely proud of her courage to do so.
Falling off a two wheeled vehicle can have a profound effect and it takes a very stupid person 
🙇‍♂️ *this is where I take my bow* 🙇‍♂️
to "jump back on the bike" without any thought other than the desire to fulfil the need of the thrill.
Tiz was a little wobbly at first, but, as in everything she does, 
she just chips away at it and gets better and better.  

Green curry Chicken and vegetables with rice noodles by world renowned chef 
 👩‍🍳👩‍🍳 👩‍🍳 Tizi Gava 👏 👏👏

Tiz spent some time in the Phillipines, as an exchange student, and learnt, 
amongst other things, to drink cola and beer. 
In the Phillipines, Pepsi was and still is the favoured version of cola.
No, I don't get it, but to each their own.
So, given that wine is not a "thing" here and Tiz doesn't drink beer 
she decided to give this old fave a go. 

I don't know what the beer and cola cocktail tasted like but I can tell you 
the green curry chicken and vegetables on rice noodles was exquisite. 

I couldn't let a post go by without a pic of a bike.
This grom was spotted on the beach the other day and, to me, was a tribute, of sorts, to .....

 ...... an  MV Agusta F3 ..... sort of ..... if you 😆 a bit ..... 😂

It's Sunday morning and we decided to forego our daily walk for three reasons -

1.  Being Sunday all the tourists will be down at the beach making it a chaotic. 
Bloody tourists, why don't they go back to where they came from!  🤣

2.  It's over over 40℃ and it's only 10:30.
"Ron mak mak", as the locals would say. 🙏

3.  Yesterday I set off with my back in real pain and, against all hope, it got no better despite the walk. Tiz suggested that I do some yoga based stretching exercises, which have already helped, and I am going to just flop around in the pool today and call it "exercise".
🧘‍♂️🤸‍♂️

Okaly dokaly compadres, stay well, safe, dry and warm and hopefully we'll see you back here soon

Cheers,
Marino & Tiz

Friday, 26 April 2019

Wednesday 24th & Thursday 25th April 2019 - A change in format

Life here is getting to be as normal as a short term visiting farangs (Thai word for white people or Westerners, generically referring to non-asians. Generally used without derogatory connotation, derived from the Thai word "farangsayt" for French.) life could be and as such the daily excitement of new discoveries of the first few weeks has waned.
I'm sure that it becomes as boring reading and looking at the same sort of stuff as it is writing and posting it and I have therefore decided to cut down my posts to every second day, or so, for the time being.

Wednesday 24th April

I thought I would include an update on the speeds available today.
They don't vary by much and are always excellent.

As we approached the beach, for our morning walk, we saw these two mega coaches coming around the corner. There were another 10 that followed for what was a real convoy!
We estimated there were over 800 people being bused around in that lot.

Take a look at these handlebars!
The guy that made them has taken a styling queue from common Thai security windows and even ute cages that one sees all over the place.
I'm thinking they will be the next big thing on Harleys 😆

I have posted a pic of this comatose development before.
The sign says, according to Google Translate, The Water Beach Cha Am - Hua Hin
If concrete and rebar sits exposed for a long time, especially by the sea it deteriorates very quickly, 
Which, from what I saw, means there is going to be a lot of demolition on this massive site. 

I've seen a few of these Yamaha QBIX scooters around and really like there square-ish look.
They're roughly AUD 2500 and are spruiked as having a "digital" automatic gearbox mated to a 125cc motor. Actually, I think they refer to almost everything on it as "digital"! 

Quads are not often seen, nor do I know if they are legal on the roads, but on the odd occasion they do serve as transport, noticeably when there are no police around 😉 

We weren't sure if Makro had become a taxi rank, if they had gathered for a group buy or they were just escaping the hot midday sun. Whatever the reason, this many cabs in one spot is a rarity. 


A Toyota FT86 with an extensive body kit, including big rear wing.
I don't know if it went fast but it certainly looked the part.

There's a little lane to the side of the night market that a family have set up as a bar.
The whole family including the kids, a girl and a boy ~10-12, serve beers and basic mixed drinks to the clients. They all remember you from week to week and are always very welcoming when you pop in. Plus, they are cheaper than anywhere else.  

You can see the market in the background.

Lee and Tiz enjoying some fried chicken

Looking down one of the two main aisles of the market, this one would normally be the lane which runs from the beach to the railway station, you can see it is not all that crowded.
The heat coming from all the hot food stalls, and there are many, keeps the temperature at close to, if not over, 40℃ well into the night.

Thursday 25th April

I got up this morning mildly surprised. The surprise came from not experiencing any form of discomfort or aftereffects from the "sushi" that I ate at the market last night. 
There was nothing wrong it, per se, other than it being very small and not very tasty, which is proof of the old saying "You get what you pay for." 
Each piece costing AUD 50 cents each should be a hint as to its quality.
But the fact that it contains a lot of rice and some fish or fish type/tasting products and it sits out there in the heat for hours should definitely warn the farang consumer that eating it may lead to spending longer on the toilet than you otherwise would.
It was a risk I chose to take and given that I had eaten three types of bugs already, with no problems, I didn't mind.

Lee was leaving today at midday and we were going to watch the ANZAC Day game of footy between Collingwood 💩 and Essendon 👍


Here we are at The Lounge on Soi Bus Station.
Dave, the owner, Ian, Greg and Tiz and I were there as the lead up to the game began.
A lot more more people arrived as the game started and Dave put on a snags and roast chicken for all. There were ~15 Essendon supporters and a sole Collingwood supporter, 
whom, despite his poor choice of team to follow, was a really nice bloke.

After the game we went home and soaked in the pool until our skin went wrinkly.
A fruit salad for dinner and couple of episodes of "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" TV series finished up the day for us.

Take care and we'll let you know by email when there is something new to share.

Cheers, Marino and Tiz







Wednesday, 24 April 2019

Tuesday 23rd April 2019 - There's a pattern developing

I'm getting a sense of deja vu with these hot Tuesdays in Cha Am.
It seems that if we're in Cha Am on a Tuesday we won't be doing a lot.
That works for me, and I don't hear Tiz complaining either.



This road was so quiet it was hard to believe we were in Cha Am

This is the entrance to a training camp for the 
Thai Department of National Parks, Wildlife and Species.
I guess they are similar to our Parks Victoria, but I hope they are far more effective. 

This an area called an "Urban Forest" which is open to the public,
 but also used by the training camp

Along the same road we came across this place.
It's called Inn Box and it's constructed with shipping containers,
a medium which I am very interested in and have some experience with. 
A room, with a double bed and all the amenities you need for a night, cost AUD 30.
Damn great value!

Tiz outside the restaurant brushing up on her Thai, via her phones translator, 
so she could ask if they were open for dinner.
As always she got the job done with "flying colours"!

By about 9:30am we had been to the village and were headed home. 
The northern end of Cha am was very quiet. 


As we got closer to the centre of town the tourist buses arrived.

I had to take a picture of this one as it's external rear vision mirrors looked like 
parts of the alien from the movie of the same name

Further on down the road I came across this neat little scooter, 
complete with upside down forks.

Then as we headed south past the town centre the crowds thinned out again.

When we got home, drenched in perspiration, our friend that lives here contacted us asking how we were handling the heat. This weather with it's constant 35-37℃ is abnormal and knocking even the locals about. 
I jokingly told Tiz to say "You expats, and also the locals, are a bunch of pussies. We're waiting for it get really hot, like our summers at home!" 
We're having pre-dinner drinks with him later tonight so I hope he can take a joke.

Come dinner time we were going to go to a Tex Mex place (I can just hear someone out there saying "Why the heck would you go to a Tex Mex place in Thailand?" to which I would answer "'Cos someone we know said it was good AND why not?!") just down the road which had been recommended but one we got there we discovered it was closed for this week. Aroy, just over the road was open, and we had had a good meal there before, so it got the nod.

Prawn spring rolls for starters were very tasty

Top left was pork mince and fried basil, top right deep fired pork crackling and vegies
bottom left was (very) spicy beef and bottom right was squid and vegies.
All four dishes were superb. 

The bill for the entire meal and drinks for three people came to AUD 42.70
Cheap!

We then went to Chang's birthday party at the Cha Cha Bar in Soi Bus Station.
Chang is "one of the boys" and runs a favoured taxi service here in Cha Am.

Ian, Tiz, Greg and Lee on their way to having far more drinks than planned 
at the beginning of the night.

At 10:30 we wisely decided to head off home and go to bed, 
which we did.

Luv yez all
Cheers, Marino & Tiz


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